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Sweetiehh4000: oh i feel sick
DuskToTwilight: why
Sweetiehh4000: i dont know
Sweetiehh4000: my stomach hurts
DuskToTwilight: Menstrating attracts bears
Sweetiehh4000: lol
Sweetiehh4000: should i be prepared for that?
DuskToTwilight: yes
Sweetiehh4000: haha
DuskToTwilight: big bears..
DuskToTwilight: with sharp pointy teeth
Sweetiehh4000: exactly how do i get these big bears to go away
DuskToTwilight: Grow a penis
Sweetiehh4000: lmao
Sweetiehh4000: uhuh..
DuskToTwilight: its the only way!
Sweetiehh4000: or
Sweetiehh4000: i could shoot the bastard
Sweetiehh4000: ^_^
DuskToTwilight: theirs thousands of them!
DuskToTwilight: with thick fur!
Sweetiehh4000: well
Sweetiehh4000: ill trap them
Sweetiehh4000: in a huge cage
DuskToTwilight: that wont work
Sweetiehh4000: then shave off their fur
DuskToTwilight: dont you get it
Sweetiehh4000: apparently not
Sweetiehh4000: ..
DuskToTwilight: these bears are smart!
DuskToTwilight: I had to fight one once..
DuskToTwilight: it was trying to get to tori
DuskToTwilight: I almost died!
Sweetiehh4000: no kidding....
DuskToTwilight: but I managed to kill it
DuskToTwilight: I lost a leg
Sweetiehh4000: and how was that?
DuskToTwilight: I jumped on its back and put him in a sleeper hold
DuskToTwilight: and then I Slit the bears neck
Sweetiehh4000: ahh
Sweetiehh4000: what about its bear friends?
DuskToTwilight: It fell apart from the clan
DuskToTwilight: you'll find solo bears here and there
DuskToTwilight: but normally they all work together
Sweetiehh4000: i see
Sweetiehh4000: well then
Sweetiehh4000: besides 'growing' a penis what should i so
Sweetiehh4000: do*
DuskToTwilight: stop having your period?
Sweetiehh4000: i wish
DuskToTwilight: or come live with me and ill protect you
Sweetiehh4000: im annoying
Sweetiehh4000: you might not survive
DuskToTwilight: nah
DuskToTwilight: All my friends are really annoying..and you're not annoying ^_^
Sweetiehh4000: im loud, annoying, complain and whine alot
DuskToTwilight: thats because your Taurus
Sweetiehh4000: if i dont get my way im pissed at you
DuskToTwilight: but thats okay
Sweetiehh4000: lol
DuskToTwilight: I can handle you ^_^
DuskToTwilight: Psh
DuskToTwilight: Im Aries
DuskToTwilight: its alawys going to be my way
Sweetiehh4000: psh
Sweetiehh4000: like hell
DuskToTwilight: Im better then you
DuskToTwilight: at least
DuskToTwilight: I dont attract fucking bears
Sweetiehh4000: LOL
Sweetiehh4000: i should tame the bears
Sweetiehh4000: and take over the world
DuskToTwilight: you cant tame them
Sweetiehh4000: fuck you
DuskToTwilight: they'll eat your vagina and then you
Sweetiehh4000: eww
Sweetiehh4000: EWWW