Saucy Wench...

Oh boy, another Monday...

I guess I should start out with the horse show! The show was awsome, Rachel and I had a lot of fun, and we both placed pretty good. I got a 1st, two 2nds, and a 3rd out of 5 classes. It confused me that I didn't place in my English Equ. class when I got 3rd in pleasure. Rachel got cheated on one of her rides as well. The judge was very inconsistant in my opinion.

Stephanie was really trying to learn from us. I was quite impressed that she WANTED to learn all the different things and not just blow it off. I think she has a lot of potiental after she gets maybe about a year under her belt of lessons and what not. Amelia or whatever her name is; I'm definitly not impressed with her. I saw her for the first time at the show, and she wasn't showing... She was the one that mainly needed to be showing since she hasn't been to ANY shows, hasn't cantered and has no show clothes. Not to mention she was a complete bitch to her mom; apparently she just wants to walk in thinking she knows what the hell she's doing, when in all reality... She knows absolutly nothing.

Heidi joined the equestrian team too!

See Rachel, I don't mind putting everything in here lol.

Yesterday was a blast! Jessica called me about a week ago and was wondering if I wanted to go to the Renaissance Festival with her. So we went yesterday and one of her friends named Megan went with us. She was an okay girl, not a person I would normally hang out with, but she was pretty cool. Well, the drive was only suppost to take us about an hour, but it ended up taking an hour and a half; Jessica kept passing her exits so we would have to keep turning around. It was funny, she would drive past it and be like, "Shit! That was my exit! Damnit!" Good times. Anyway when we finally got there, we walked in and just walked around.

All the women there had their breasts hiked so far up on their chest I was afraid one of them might have passed out. We watched a guy named Manolete, he was so awsome, not to mention pretty good looking. He called his show a 'Naked Show' and he was practically screaming it in his mic to get people to come over. It was hilarious, he had Jessica go up on stage to 'hold his balls' it was so great. Then he ended up giving her a kiss on the cheek. Then he pulled this huge guy up on stage and he had to dress like a girl and get a feather knocked out of his mouth. It was so awsome.

After the 'Naked Show' we went and watched the jousting. That was pretty cool, besides the fact that they would barely hit each other, and they need to work on their punches a little more. But we just played along and had a great time. The spanish guy that was the announcer wasn't bad to look at either.

After the jousting we were looking at the henna tattoos and Jessica just randomly walks off. Megan and I were just kind of standing there not wanting to move so if Jessica did come back she would be able to find us. Well she came back and we were getting ready to leave and this guy come up to us and tells me to hold onto the end of this rope. I was like, "Uh.. Okay, sure why not." Bad Idea. He lead me and Megan to jail... On the way he kept screaming for people to get out of the way and that he had scum coming through. It was pretty funny. We got thrown in jail with at least 20 other people. Then one of the guards came up and asked if anyone wanted revenge. Haha! He had to chase Jessica because she ran! I was laughing so hard when he threw her in jail with us. Yeah... to get out I had to sing the itsy bitsy spider... and dance.

Oh, and I was thrown in jail for being a 'Saucy wench' haha great stuff.

After getting out of jail, we went to go get our henna tattoos and while I was waiting to get mine these two guys were so drunk and they were hitting on us. Well, once they found out I was underage they left me alone. Haha but still tried to invite us into a strip club for a 'bonfire.' Can you say... Moron?

We had a lot of fun though, and on the way home Jessica passed her exit AGAIN.

Next year I'm definitly going to have to get a big group of people to go. It was a total blast.

Hmm, well I suppose thats about it.

Chow =P