The Name Game

Taxi Driver Name Generator:
Old name: Hilary
If anyone can pronounce it, you will be called:
Gckstÿkkkhanatuk Kennedy

Pirate Name Generator:
Old name: Hilary
We'll now call ye:
Pirate Mary the Disgruntled

Gangsta Name Generator:
Old name: Hilary
I now dub your ass:
Green Egg Gat Slinga

Mafia Name Generator:
Old name: Hilary
We'll now call ya:
Ol' Carla Hankypants

Oh this next ones good..

Cutesy Pet Name Generator:
Old name: Hilary
Endearing pet name:
Naughty Toes
Usage: "Awww, did my little Naughty Toes have a rough day at work?"

LMAO! That ones definitly my favorite.