This post has no meaning. IT was just too fucking funny.

xXCrimsonEnvyXx: Rachel!
Chicaboom800: Hilary!
xXCrimsonEnvyXx: I have a question for you!
xXCrimsonEnvyXx: What would you do if your great aunt stuck a pineapple in her ass and danced around WalMart when you were there with your boyfriend shopping for windex?
xXCrimsonEnvyXx: ?
Chicaboom800: WTF! hahaha! well..... I'd probably pretend I wasn't related to her silly
xXCrimsonEnvyXx: Well... what if she was wearing a shirt with your face on it
xXCrimsonEnvyXx: that says IM HER AUNT on it?
Chicaboom800: I'd.......leave Walmart lol
xXCrimsonEnvyXx: What about the windex?
Chicaboom800: I'd go to Meijer instead. I never shop at WalMart anyway
xXCrimsonEnvyXx: What if Meijer was closed?
xXCrimsonEnvyXx: and you desperatly needed the windex
Chicaboom800: THAT would never happen. Meijer is open 24/7
xXCrimsonEnvyXx: but what if it got blown up
xXCrimsonEnvyXx: becuase a small child lit it on fire while playing with matches
Chicaboom800: lol well it depends what I need the windex for
xXCrimsonEnvyXx: its a life or death situation
Chicaboom800: who's dying? lol
xXCrimsonEnvyXx: um
xXCrimsonEnvyXx: you dog
xXCrimsonEnvyXx: your*
Chicaboom800: okay....then I would.....feed her banana peels instead.
xXCrimsonEnvyXx: wtf Rachel? She need windex
xXCrimsonEnvyXx: not banana peels
Chicaboom800: haha! okay okay.....I'd go to kroger.
xXCrimsonEnvyXx: What if kroger was out of windex?
Chicaboom800: don't they have off brand window cleaner?xXCrimsonEnvyXx: that doesnt matter
xXCrimsonEnvyXx: you need WINDEX
xXCrimsonEnvyXx: times running out! WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!
Chicaboom800: I would.....um!! I don't know, I'd buy the Windex at Walmart, take the pineapple out of my aunt's ass and give it to my boyfriend!
xXCrimsonEnvyXx: ROFLMAO!
xXCrimsonEnvyXx: GOOD ANSWER!
Chicaboom800: hahahaha! yes!!
xXCrimsonEnvyXx: lmao
xXCrimsonEnvyXx: that was awesome
xXCrimsonEnvyXx: Ding Ding Ding! RACHEL WINS

The best answer I got! Oh right, courtsey of Becca for coming up with the question!